Syntaxman's very own FAQ page!

Do you have a FAQ page on the wiki yet?

No! Stop asking that!!... err.. yes. whatever.

Will you please take out the trash and stop by the store on your way home to pick up some diapers and milk and bread?

Yes, dear! :)

Oh! a fly fisherman! Isn't it hard to get the fly on the hook?

Not any harder than trying to skewer a squirmy, slick nightcrawler on a hook!

So... what, exactly, is it that you do for a living, again?

I'm a mainframe operator. I monitor specific applications that run on mainframes around the country, both onlines and batch jobs. I guess that I'll have to learn JCL, but I'm not going to like it!

You're a linguist? How many languages do you speak?

Just because I'm a linguist doesn't mean I speak ''any'' languages.

Why are you so grumpy?

Why do you ask so many questions?

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