Tivo or home roll?

[Mike]

         Now, as a matter of record, I have never paid per view (unless you 
count watching stolen heavyweight bouts at a friend's house), even though 
they keep sending me coupons to free-per-view-till-your-hooked. I am pretty 
sure that I would rather watch a dog farting contest on TV than in person. 
I would much rather walk much further than the fridge to get beer than 
watch that on TV, because beer is the root of all that is good and holy. 
Beer is nutritious, it lowers your risk of heart disease and tastes 
pleasant. Holding a beer in your hand is far cooler than a cigarette 
dangling from your lip, it helps ease social phobias and inhibitions, makes 
other people look more attractive, it makes you think you are more 
attractive, it helps maintain good bladder health, everyone thinks they can 
dance better when they have had a few beers....
         Ok, you talked me into it. I am gonna walk over to the fridge and 
git me a beer. Besides, I can see the TV better from over there.

Mmmmmm... Beer !

Mike

At 10:34 PM 7/31/01 -0700, you wrote:
>Lan Barnes wrote:
> >
> > Hmm. Hard to do w/o screwing the world's VCRs, and that would
> > lead to Joe Sixpack rioting in the street.
> >
> > Lan Barnes
>
>
>Joe Sixpack is already so dulled between the beer and cholesterol that
>if the only thing on TV was a pay-per-view dog-farting contest, he'd
>watch that rather than walk anywhere further than the fridge for another
>beer. After all, that's the definition of "Joe Sixpack".
>
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Michael McCafferty
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