Tivo or home roll?
mmmmm at connectnet.com
Tue Jul 31 23:08:38 PDT 2001
Now, as a matter of record, I have never paid per view (unless you
count watching stolen heavyweight bouts at a friend's house), even though
they keep sending me coupons to free-per-view-till-your-hooked. I am pretty
sure that I would rather watch a dog farting contest on TV than in person.
I would much rather walk much further than the fridge to get beer than
watch that on TV, because beer is the root of all that is good and holy.
Beer is nutritious, it lowers your risk of heart disease and tastes
pleasant. Holding a beer in your hand is far cooler than a cigarette
dangling from your lip, it helps ease social phobias and inhibitions, makes
other people look more attractive, it makes you think you are more
attractive, it helps maintain good bladder health, everyone thinks they can
dance better when they have had a few beers....
Ok, you talked me into it. I am gonna walk over to the fridge and
git me a beer. Besides, I can see the TV better from over there.
Mmmmmm... Beer !
At 10:34 PM 7/31/01 -0700, you wrote:
>Lan Barnes wrote:
> > Hmm. Hard to do w/o screwing the world's VCRs, and that would
> > lead to Joe Sixpack rioting in the street.
> > Lan Barnes
>Joe Sixpack is already so dulled between the beer and cholesterol that
>if the only thing on TV was a pay-per-view dog-farting contest, he'd
>watch that rather than walk anywhere further than the fridge for another
>beer. After all, that's the definition of "Joe Sixpack".
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