Tivo or home roll?

[Paul G. Allen]

ROTFLMAO!!

Humor is alive and well on KPLUG!!

PGA

Mike wrote:
> 
>          Now, as a matter of record, I have never paid per view (unless you
> count watching stolen heavyweight bouts at a friend's house), even though
> they keep sending me coupons to free-per-view-till-your-hooked. I am pretty
> sure that I would rather watch a dog farting contest on TV than in person.
> I would much rather walk much further than the fridge to get beer than
> watch that on TV, because beer is the root of all that is good and holy.
> Beer is nutritious, it lowers your risk of heart disease and tastes
> pleasant. Holding a beer in your hand is far cooler than a cigarette
> dangling from your lip, it helps ease social phobias and inhibitions, makes
> other people look more attractive, it makes you think you are more
> attractive, it helps maintain good bladder health, everyone thinks they can
> dance better when they have had a few beers....
>          Ok, you talked me into it. I am gonna walk over to the fridge and
> git me a beer. Besides, I can see the TV better from over there.
> 
> Mmmmmm... Beer !
> 

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Paul G. Allen
UNIX Admin II/Network Security
Akamai Technologies, Inc.
www.akamai.com