Come to New Zealand, where "you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one"

[Alan]

Stephen Cope wrote:
> 
> 
> This morning was the first time I have ever seen a chain smoker light
> one cigarette from the previous one. He was staggering around on the
> footpath ahead of me, and as I walked past him I turned and saw him
> hunched over his cigarettes, lighting one from the other.
> 

A friend of mine used to call it the "Olympic Flame", the idea being you 
use the lighter once in the morning and never again that day.

-ajb